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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want to - it can't here you!"
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"How are American beer and having sex in a boat similar ? They are both fucking close to water"
"A dyslexic man walks into a bra.... Then he apologized to the woman he bumped into."
"If I won $900,000,000, I'd give a quarter of it to Charity... She's a talented dancer and says she needs money for school."
"Public speaking is a lot like being on a topless beach. It's only hard for the first few minutes."
"What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear? Denim denim denim"
"[OC] What do you call a rodent that sells illegal guns? An Armadealer"
"If farting under the covers is a Dutch oven... is doing it in the shower a German oven?"
"I like my girls like I like my windows... 7"
"CHRISTMAS BONUS Boss: Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here? Secretary: My lawyer."