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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want to - it can't here you!"
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"Why did the Mexican food go to counseling? He wanted to taco bout his problems"
"You'll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace"
"Just realized my undies are on inside out .. Was gonna change them around . but I figured let the other side get sum action for a change ."
"Q: Did you hear about the new ""morning after"" pill for men? A: It changes their blood type."
"What did the bed say to the sleepy man? ""I want you inside me"""
"Lesbian vampires What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See you next month."
"Three virgins go into a bar; a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Hours later out come a blonde, a brunette, and a virgin. ....Ginger Snap!"
"You know its my phone if it looks like someone fingerpainted the touch screen in donut glaze."
"Dad told me this one tonight... Whats the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? A Hippo weighs a ton.. And a Zippo is a little lighter."