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Joke of the Day
"I like my girls like I like my windows... 7"
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"People who take tons of photos of themselves Have no selfie control"
"Unfortunate sign in discount warehouse near a retirement community: Shop till you drop!"
"What do you call? What do you call a donkey with three legs?? A wonkey!!"
"They should have cell phone charges in waiting rooms instead of magazines."
"Having a traditional Columbus Day. Headed to a casino to hand out blankets with smallpox on them."
"War does not determine who is right... ...only who is left."
"Saying ""Sloppy seconds"" instead of ""leftovers"" is really funny, until your five year old says it."
"John's mother in-law comes for a visit. So, how long will you stay,mom? As long as i'm welcomed. Oh, that's too bad, you should at least stay for a cup of coffee"
"What do you call a baby deer's droppings? FawnDoo! Nailed it."