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Joke of the Day
"A dyslexic man walks into a bra.... Then he apologized to the woman he bumped into."
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"I used to complain about crying babies on airplanes but last week I was flying, both pilots died & a crying baby landed us on a soccer field"
"Are you in the top half of your class ? No I'm one of the students who make the top half possible !"
"Two aquatic mammals just broke up. They wanted to sea otter people."
"What's the best thing about blowjob? A moment of silence..."
"Those leaf blower guys must be constantly looking for blow jobs."
"TIL the creator of the Hokey Pokey died last week. Planning his funeral went fine until it was time to put him in the casket. They put his left foot in and that's when the trouble started."
"I tried to take photos at a strip club Everyone turned out to be over-exposed."
"The Republicans asked the Democrats what it would take to stop being considered stupid. The democrats said ""Just put forth one presidential candidate who can make a brain surgeon look like an idiot."""
"What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party? Hallowieners!"