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Joke of the Day
"[OC] What do you call a rodent that sells illegal guns? An Armadealer"
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"My wife caught me crossdressing. So I packed her things and left."
"POLICE SKETCH ARTIST: is this the man who robbed u *holds up picture of himself* ME: yes POLICE SKETCH ARTIST: give me ur wallet ME: dang it"
"What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil? One's a fruit, you idiot."
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Buh dum tsss"
"My friend said his baby is sooo smart but the stupid idiot can't even figure out his way home when I forget him on the bus"
"You know what's funny? An unexpected shift in context."
"Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist."
"What's white at the top and black at the bottom? Society"
"Pakistan launches a rocket to Moon. Pakistani News channel reports: ""Water and fishes found on Moon."" BBC reports: ""Pakistani satellite found in Arab sea."""