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Joke of the Day
"[OC] What do you call a rodent that sells illegal guns? An Armadealer"
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"Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""
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"Roses are niggas. Violets are niggas. I'm Lil Wayne, And niggas ryhmes with niggas."