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Joke of the Day

"CHRISTMAS BONUS Boss: Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here? Secretary: My lawyer."

"(uncouth) A priest and a rabbi are walking by a playground... The priest says ""Let's fuck those kids"" The rabbi says, ""Outta what?"" One of my faves, always makes me chuckle when I think of it"

"I think I have a medicine fetish. I get a boner when i take Viagra."

"Why did Jesus stop playing Hockey? Because he got nailed into the boards (It's a joke not to insult anyone)"

"When a woman has tissues at her bedside, she has a cold. When a man has tissues at his bedside, he may have a cold."

"New egg is so Corny (Have they always done this) http://oi61.tinypic.com/33kak2a.jpg"

"I'd love to give the man who invented Incognito mode a cookie. Sadly it was erased."

"Q: What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit? A: A chairy."

"Wanna hear a racist joke? Donald Trump."

"What is a Redditor's favorite car brand? The Snoobaru."