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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines? On porcupines, the pricks are on the outside."
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"Anthropologists found a group of people whose religion forbids them from being angry They're called the Nomads"
"What do buzzards in Kansas eat? Carrion, my wayward son."
"What do you call a singing computer? A Dell"
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"How much business does an Amish prostitute get? Ten Mennonite"
"An Iraqi officer calls all Saddam's doubles and says: I have good and bad news. Good news is that Saddam is alive. Bad news is that he lost an arm."
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