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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines? On porcupines, the pricks are on the outside."

"Did you hear the joke about the Dutch speaking farmer? Nevermind. It doesn't transplant well."

"They say there is safety in numbers. Tell that to 6 million jews."

"What fish only swims at night ? A starfish !"

"These days people treat their cellphones like its a baby... ..except I never laugh when I drop my cellphone"

"What do you call a fake enemy? A faux!"

"Q: what's a biologists definition of a graph A: an animal with a long neck"

"Love....because sometimes life wants a tag team partner when it fcuks you."

"Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet? Because they can't stop saving their work."

"How can a mouse kill an elephant? Whispering to an elephant: "" I'm pregnant with you"""