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Joke of the Day
"Why is the moon so dark? Because the sun beat the daylights out of it. :D"
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"What do you get when you cross a Drug cartel and a Mafia lord? Probably killed."
"I just joined Twitter; it's really easy to follow people. Too bad it cuts into my exercise."
"Heard about the girl who took a contraceptive pill with pond water? Last I heard, she was three months stagnant."
"What do you call a person with no skin? Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet."
"What does Mario wear? Denim denim denim"
"""Yeah, those black pants are okay. They just need a little something. Hang on.."" [rubs up against your leg] ""that's better"" -cats"
"I was devastated to find my first love in bed with my own father. ""We've been through this,"" said Mom."
"Sexual Innuendo is really funny until you shove it down someones throat."
"Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because its the scenter."