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Joke of the Day
"""Everything I touch just turns to shit!"" - Large intestines"
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"My brother told me this today. Malayasia flight 404 not found."
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"What did the Canadian say when asked what he thought about stereotypes? Eh."
"If you get invited to an AT&T; executive's wedding, don't go. The reception will be terrible."
"I've never sky dived but I have zoomed in real fast on google earth"
"Why do you never see a pregnant plane? They always go to the hanger."
"A lawyer takes the bar"
"I sold my vacuum cleaner on ebay........ It was just sat in the corner collecting dust....."
"Our guide called the bear tracks I found bike tracks. Laugh it up pal, but if these bears are on bikes we're all going to die out here."