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Joke of the Day

"What's the darkest joke you know? No limits who can disgust me the most? Best part of fucking 21 year olds? Theres 20 of them"

"Do you like tapes and CDs? If yes, can I tape my dick to your forehead so you can CDs nuts?"

"Watching Animal Hoarders. It's like Snow White only the animals aren't really helping with the cleaning."

"What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket? Coloured scrambled eggs"

"What do Trump and lip stick have in common? Both make Hillary Clinton more attractive."

"Why does Garfield hate Mondays? He doesn't have a job."

"I was going to tell you a joke about homosexuals Butt fuck it."

"My friends started to call me Carlos... because I lost my car."

"It's ironic how the Segway-driving chinese cameraman plowed into the fastest man alive... ...because he ran into a bolt."

"Did you hear about the basketball tournament in Mexico? Its Juan vs. Juan"