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Joke of the Day

"My friend said he froze himself and as a result his testicles were at -273.1 degrees Celcius... Absolute bollocks"

"What's the best way to bring out your inner child? A coat hanger"

"The price of Helium is rising... Inflation sucks."

"Trump is a blonde He has yellow hair! Wocka wocka!"

"The raw footage of SPACE JAM is mostly just Michael Jordan running around and talking to no one in an empty gym."

"There's a woman with a colostomy bag. Her boyfriend says he wants to fuck her in the pooper... Which hole does he use?"

"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose."

"""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologize"" mean the same thing... except when you're at a funeral."

"Donald Trump walks into a Mexican Bar."

"How does Pocahontas celebrate her Cake Day? With a Pao Wow."