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Joke of the Day
"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose."
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"Life is like a game of Monopoly: if you're good at it, the rest of your family will hate you"
"Why is the grass greener in Ireland, than it is in England? It's because we are all over here in England, walking on your grass."
"My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores me until she needs something."
"What do you call the musical Messiah? Gsus"
"What do you get 18 years after fucking your sister? A vote for Trump."
"STAGES OF DRUNK: 1. Wow. I can dance. 2. All hats look GOOD on me. 3. Shhh. Don't wake up the cows."
"A man walks into a bar He shits in it ...Sorry"
"If there's Jenny and Lucy, could there be Jenni and Luci? Then wouldn't that make them Jennifer and Lucifer?"
"I was pondering life with the cat wizard... Then he said something that gave me paws."