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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of brain surgeons? A neural network."
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"Dark humor is kinda like food. Not everybody gets it."
"I had a great idea for a courier business, run by lesbians. I'd call the company ""Lickety Split Delivery""."
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"I met a girl with 12 nipples today. She was a bitch."
"What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer? ""Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"""
"What's the difference between a politician and a computer? logic"
"They say ""pick your battles"", so today Oreos win."