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Joke of the Day
"Trump is a blonde He has yellow hair! Wocka wocka!"
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"How do you comfort a grammar Nazi? ""...They're, their, there."""
"Dad Jokes Who can make a good dad joke?"
"I've had an awful year. I lost my job, broke my leg and my wife's run off with my best friend... I do miss him."
"What do you do when your girlfriend starts to smoke? Slow the pace and apply more lube!"
"I never really understood the tiny house trend, but then I saw one where the bed was literally in the kitchen, and now I get it."
"10: Mom what's a metaphor? Me: My life is a train wreck. 10: I know Mom, but what is a metaphor?"
"You ever notice how an electric pencil sharpener and a cat's butt look the same? They even make the same noise when you stick a pencil in it: Rar, Rar, Rar, Rar...."
"What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign? Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse? Hydrogen ^^^^please ^^^^spare ^^^^me"
"I lost 189 lbs in one week. By getting a divorce."