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Joke of the Day
"Trump is a blonde He has yellow hair! Wocka wocka!"
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"In Europe it's called fruit by the 1/3rd of a meter."
"There is a trend in psychotherapy called Anger Expression therapy where the patient is to express any anger immediately no matter how small or trivial. Its all the rage."
"A Match Made in Heaven God grabbed a box of cigarettes and pulled one out. He put it in his mouth when he realized he had nothing to light it with."
"What's the worst part about giving your dad a blowjob? His dick tastes like your brothers asshole! (ba dum tiss)"
"The ONLY reason I'm voting for Hillary Clinton George Soros :("
"There was a surprising surge in Republican support for Syrian Refugees today They found out 80% of the islamic refugees supported punishing gay people and bans on pre-marital sex. *pew-polls*"
"I accidentally had two energy drinks today and now my house is decorated for Christmas."
"Why did the computer scientist die in the shower? The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop."
"whats the difference between the USA and a yogurt? If you leave a yogurt unwatched for 500 years it will develop its own culture."