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Joke of the Day
"The price of Helium is rising... Inflation sucks."
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"how to tell.... do you know how to tell if your room mate is gay? his dick taste like shit"
"Do you know why Morgan Freeman's name is Morgan Freeman? Because his first name is Morgan and his last name is Freeman"
"What type of belly buttons do cars have? Audi's."
"With gay marriage being legal now does that mean we don't have to call them butt buddies anymore? Good because that was a pain in the ass."
"""Daddy?"" ""Yes?"" ""What are you doing?"" ""Writing a fictional conversation so I can post it on Twitter."""
"Hear the one about the deaf man who went fishing? Neither did he."
"Why did the violinist go to jail? For fingering A Minor."
"How do you make your wife a dildo? Stick her fingers up your butt."
"What's the internal temperature of a Taun-Taun? Lukewarm"