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Joke of the Day

"An atheist, a crossfitter, and a vegan are all sitting at a bar... They try to have a nice evening, but are forced to leave since everyone is aggressively telling them that they are wrong."

"Kraft have just opened up a new factory in Jerusalem... They've called it 'Cheeses of Nazareth'."

"I was going to make a Gay joke Butt fuck it."

"Statistics say there's a gay guy in every group of friends. I think it's Tim... he's got a great ass."

"Me: So excited for the weekend! Predatory alien in disguise: Same here! Sooo easy to catch, right M: Huh P: The weakened M: What P: What"

"What goes CLOP CLOP CLOP BANG BANG CLOP CLOP? An Amish drive-by shooting"

"Did you hear about the couple who accidentally confused window putty with personal lubricant? All their windows fell out."

"*Puts couch down as emergency contact*"

"Another tale from the bar. A priest, a rabbi, a minister, a monkey, and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, ""What is this, some kind of a joke?"""

"When choosing a new password.... I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."