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Joke of the Day

"When choosing a new password.... I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."

"[at a farm] Dairy cow: Oooh that tickles Sheep: Look I got a new ""hairdo"" Chicken: Cool I didn't want to know any of my children anyway"

"The Coal Industry... ... has come under fire lately."

"I just broke up with my girlfriend. It's okay though she said we could still be cousins!"

"How many babies does it take to paint a house? None. The minimum age for physical labour in most places is 13-15 and babies would not be allowed to use the paint"

"Making love is like an unpredictable stock market If you don't pull out you're in deep shit"

"I dropped acid this morning The teacher made us evacuate the lab."

"They say that penis size is directly related to shoe size. Which makes the fear of being raped by a clown that much scarier."

"Never trust a fortune teller buying more than 1 lottery ticket."

"Does French wine really taste like urine? Oui."