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Joke of the Day
"I was going to make a Gay joke Butt fuck it."
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"1,3,7,9 Were murdered last night What are the odds of that happening?"
"A man came home to find his wife in bed with a stranger. ""What the hell are you two doing?"" He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, ""See, I told you he was stupid."""
"Why did the horse go behind the tree? To change his jockeys."
"Why don't Mexican's cross the border in three's? Because it says no *tres*passing"
"When my wife asked me to stop being a flamingo... I had to put my foot down."
"A vegan, an atheist, and a Crossfitter all walk into a bar. I should know, they all told me."
"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese."