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Joke of the Day
"I've had like 6 red bulls, so of course I'm vacuuming the front yard."
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"Man, I'd give my first born to be able to have a kid someday"
"He's what you'd call a Bukake expert... ...He's done loads of research."
"I removed Sean Connery's limbs & replaced them with Daniel Craig's arms & Pierce Brosnan's legs. They formed an unlikely Bond."
"it must be confusing working at a mint when a power outage happens. because when it happens, everything stops making cents."
"Did you hear about the restaurant that got closed down because they were serving just the rear ends of animals? Just-ass was served"
"How many cops does it take to push a Black person down the stairs? None. He *fell*...."
"Twitter, because my work isn't just going to ignore itself."
"Q:What should Iraq get for its air defense system? A:A refund."
"My wife wants me to get my coffee at home to save money. If she really wants me to save money she should give me sex at home."