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Joke of the Day
"How many cops does it take to push a Black person down the stairs? None. He *fell*...."
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"Did you see the video of the woman who pushed a cop? She thought he would not fall because cops are above all laws."
"Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? One is under buck fifty one is under a buck."
"If you never used that plastic thing that keeps pizza from sticking to the box lid as GI Joe's poker table you're too mature for me."
"I've got an inferiority complex. But it's not a very good one."
"What do you call two nuts on the wall? Walnuts. What do you call two nuts on a chest? Chestnuts. What do you call two nuts on a chin? A good blowjob."
"Sorry I didn't reply to your text, I just couldn't find a response that would keep you from sending another"
"What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter? 'w'"
"Once an octopus figures out how to do roundhouse kicks, humans are pretty much done"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the approaching feminist."