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Joke of the Day
"Man, I'd give my first born to be able to have a kid someday"
Next Joke
"What do cookies do when they have sex? They crumb. Alternate: ""What does a cookie say when its having sex?"" ""I'm crumbing"""
"What's the difference between fish and meat? If you beat your fish, it will die."
"What do you call a watermelon in California? A melon"
"If you want to get rich why should you keep your mouth shut? Because silence is golden."
"Somewhere in Africa... a bunch of orphans are about to be running around in confederate flag shirts."
"I like my Xmas turkey like I like my ass With my grandmum's fists in it, pulling out the stuffing."
"Transjenner"
"Just seen a fish swim into a wall of concrete Dam"
"Did you hear of the old man that died while masturbating? He had a stroke."