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Joke of the Day

"Twitter, because my work isn't just going to ignore itself."

"In hell all the ball pits are filled with legos."

"A man tell his waitress he would like to order a beer When she asks what brand of beer he would like to drink he replies with, ""Root"". And dads all over the world sighed with satisfaction ."

"There are two types of people on the planet... Those who can extrapolate information based upon the given context"

"I tried to take a photo of a huge bug in my bathroom, but when I put a coin next to it for scale IT TOOK THE COIN AND PUT IT IN ITS WALLET."

"New 10 dollar bill did you hear about the new 10 dollar bill with a women on it ? ... it's only worth $7.70"

"The guy that invented the heimlich maneuver died today... needless to say I'm a little choked up"

"Would you like to hear a Helen Keller joke? So would she."

"A baby whale asks his father, ""Dad, where did I come from?"" The father replies, ""Well, I put my semen into your mother's vagina, and then you were born!"" ""Thanks, dad."" ""You're whalecum."""

"Create a Story Using One Word! Anyone can participate and IT HAS TO MAKE SENSE! Good luck! :)"