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Joke of the Day
"Twitter, because my work isn't just going to ignore itself."
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"According to my khaki shorts, I need to give a couple more shakes after peeing."
"God: But if you use your sting you will die. Bee: That will teach us not to abuse our power. How did the wasps take that news? God: Err..."
"NSSSA -National Stutter Association."
"A choir director addresses her students Choir Director: I have your audition piece in three different keys. Student: Does that mean you can open three different locks?"
"What do you call a Latino woman with no legs? Consuelo^(cunts-way-low)."
"Global bee population is drastically dwindling, what can they do to save themselves? Pretty simple. They need to learn English and say Let us bee!"
"How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood? His hand caught on fire."
"Why is the word ""clit"" so fun to say? It just rolls off the tongue."
"My Day is Going to be a Small Celebration to a Nordic God It'll be a Loki Day"