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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the restaurant that got closed down because they were serving just the rear ends of animals? Just-ass was served"

"You wont find a whole lot about beastiality in the bible. But you will in my diary."

"Any salad can be a Caesar salad... If you stab it enough times."

"How is Harry Potter and Kermit the Frog's penis similar? They have Hogwarts"

"Why do Native Americans wear jock straps? TOTEM POLE"

"[wife frantically searching the house] Have you seen the kids, I've looked everywhere [me napping on couch] OMG HOW LONG HAVE WE HAD KIDS"

"What do you call a porcupine with no legs a pufferfish"

"I walked into a bar and some chick tried to pick me up I said ""Put me down, you are going to hurt yourself."""

"What do Kim Kardashian, and my girlfriend have in common? They're both made up."

"Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens? He wanted them to lay coloured eggs!"