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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between your wife and your work? After 5 years, your work still sucks."
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"Have you heard the one about the butter? Nah, you'll just spread it around."
"A chicken and an egg are laying in bed. The chicken pulls out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, upset, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and says, ""I guess we answered that question!"""
"Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner? A. In the pages of a romance novel."
"The best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, its to post the wrong answer."
"How Long is a Chinese name. No, really, it is!"
"My dog Minton just ate my shuttle cock. Bad Minton."
"What Social Media site do the undead use? Tomblr."
"i put grape soda in my mini super soaker and i'm squirting it into my mouth. this is how you turn a monday, into a funday."
"A Stormtrooper tried to commit suicide yesterday."