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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between your wife and your work? After 5 years, your work still sucks."
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"You can never lose a homing pigeon - if your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a pigeon."
"I told my friend with mesothelioma to get well soon. He told me he was trying asbestos he could."
"Closing all the internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like getting the keys into the door before the killer gets you."
"Spandex is sausage casing for humans."
"Boss: I was listening to some Tool on the way to work. Me: I talk to myself when I'm driving sometimes too, it's ok. Boss: Just get out."
"If Reincarnation ends up being real... Those People who got ""YOLO"" tattoos are going to look... Pretty Silly"
"What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese Girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message."
"""Like a glow stick, sometimes we have to break before we shine."""
"two fish are in a.... Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, 'do you know how to drive this thing?'"