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Joke of the Day
"My dog Minton just ate my shuttle cock. Bad Minton."
Next Joke
"It must be Monday somewhere."
"I believe in you. I also believe in dragons, so don't get too excited."
"Where does Darth Vader go shopping? The Darth mall! haha, funny joke."
"Talking testicles What did the right testlcle say to the left? Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard"
"Why did princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seatbelt."
"Eli5: how preventing users from submitting anything to subs helps anything."
"How did the mystic respond when asked what he's doing tonight? Your mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
"3 - DAD! HEY DAD! Me: Don't yell from the door son! Walk here and talk to me 3 - *walks over* 3 - I stepped in dog poop, what should I do?"
"My enemies are gonna be so sorry if I ever get out of this bean bag chair."