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Joke of the Day

"Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner? A. In the pages of a romance novel."

"Give a woman a compliment, she'll smile for a day.. Teach a woman to fish for compliments & she'll be annoying for the rest of her life."

"Wanna hear a joke? Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay's man house knock knock you: who's there? the chicken."

"What do you call a university full of fat girls studying neuroscience? A hippocampus."

"What do you call a recently created sub-atomic particle? New-tron."

"Horrible Dubstep Joke Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist? He couldn't stop dropping the base!"

"Teacher: Name five things that contain milk. Pupil: Butter cheese ice cream ... and two cows!"

"They say breaking a mirror is the worst because you get 7 years bad luck OH PLEASE!!! Try breaking a condom!"

"Yo mama so fat. . . I swerved my car to avoid hitting her and ran out of gas. Edit: TIL Reddit has very strong feelings about my mother."

"what's the stupidest animal in the jungle The polar bear."