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"What Social Media site do the undead use? Tomblr."
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"Ever since the wife and I bought a water bed, we've drifted apart."
"What's do Christians and politicians have in common? They pick and choose what they want to believe."
"""Dear Diary, the ugly woman at the bank cut in front of me today."" Woman: ""EXCUSE ME?!"" [whispers]""Dear Diary, I think she can hear me."""
"Call your laptop what it really is: Bed TV."
"Are instant noodles male or female? Male. Cause they get ready in a couple of minutes."
"Police arrested two kids yesterday... ...one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off."
"There are 10 kinds of people in this world... ... Those who can count binary and those who can't."
"Jared Fogle is going to prison. It looks as if his steady diet of footlongs will continue"
"Here's a joke about Ebola You probably won't get it though."