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Joke of the Day
"[Spoilers] What do gay dogs eat? Ramsay's dick"
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"I just read Jared Fogle was assaulted in prison He was also a-peppered and covered in lettuce. Don't know if the story has any meat to it."
"What do you call someone who take things literally A kleptomaniac!"
"What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting? ""Anne hath a way."""
"Not to play the martyr, but I feel like the thousands of fruit flies in my kitchen should be more appreciative for all I have given them."
"This is a better joke than feminism. Just kidding, there's no better joke than feminism."
"Why can't an eel and an eagle team up? Because it would be eel-eagle!"
"Ironically, seeing a picture of you flashing a peace sign makes me want to violently end your life."
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"It's a plant shaped like an egg. EGGPLANT! It's a place where we make fire. FIREPLACE! Diving in the sky. SKYDIVING! Humans are creative."