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Joke of the Day

"Why do Asian students do so well in school? Because an Asian without A's is a sin"

"Ariel: ""But I love him, daddy!"" *sobs as King Tritan rips her iPhone away and unfollows PrinceEric69*"

"And then the devil said, ""tell her to calm down."""

"I'm bored. If I were a man I would be scratching my balls right now."

"Juneau what Juneau is the capital of? No?... I guess Alaska professional!"

"Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long? They're over two feet"

"Olympic Sailing results are in! Denmark have taken gold Finland have taken silver Somalia have taken a middle aged couple who were on a worldwide cruise"

"Did you hear about the blond who got pregnant? She wasn't sure if the baby was hers!"

"NERD JOKE: What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house? Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference."

"What do you call a bulimic tree? Sycamore!"