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Joke of the Day
"Why do Asian students do so well in school? Because an Asian without A's is a sin"
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"What do you call a jewish bodybuilder? Muscletov."
"I farted in a room of hipsters... and I watched them fight each other over who heard it first."
"I would tell an economics joke... ..but there's not enough demand."
"You've seen those mobile trucks for grooming pets, I just saw a mobile barbershop truck for humans and thought... I wonder if a dog drives that?"
"Mail some pirates a treasure map leading to the exact spot where you need a hole dug for a tree."
"Welcome to Feng Shui Club, and I'm very happy to accept the position of the chair."
"Johnny was a chemist... ...but Johnny is no more. For what Johnny thought was H2O, Was H2SO4."
"Did you hear about the Chinese brother's that tried to start a German Empire? Turns out two Wongs don't make a Reich."
"If Donald Trump was elected president... Instead of saying ""You're fired."" He'd say ""You're deported."""