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Joke of the Day

"It's a plant shaped like an egg. EGGPLANT! It's a place where we make fire. FIREPLACE! Diving in the sky. SKYDIVING! Humans are creative."

"A guy walks into a bar Ouch."

"Jesus was white If there's one thing I learned in church, it's that the man was a cracker"

"You can lead a horse to water... but jet fuel can't melt steel beams."

"The 70s had it right. Back then, ugly people were allowed to make music."

"""IT'S 3AM! TIME FOR SPRINTS!"" - Cats"

"I'm okay with most drugs... But cocaine is where a draw the line."

"Sports injury Last night on ESPN I was watching Women's beach volleyball. About three minutes into the game, there was a really bad wrist injury. The doctor said I should be fine in a few days though."

"My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast."

"It's so cold... I saw a gangsta pulling up his pants"