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Joke of the Day
"What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting? ""Anne hath a way."""
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"Why are so many Mathematicians vegetarians? Cos Lettuce"
"A man told little Johnny ""I'll give you a piece of candy if you come in my van?"" Little Johnny replied ""I'll cum on your face for the entire bag!"""
"Whats an Italians favourite part of football? Half time, they get to switch sides again"
"What did the octopus make for desert? ...Octopie"
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