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Joke of the Day
"Kid threw a rainbow slushee at my windshield .... Thought I hit a unicorn"
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"If you need a ride to the airport, give me at least two weeks notice so I'll have a chance to clear my schedule and die"
"Donald Trump..."
"Thanks for reminding me to ""have a safe trip."" I was going to roll down a cliff and let the river float me to my destination. Close call."
"""Deodorant?"" - Foreigners"
"I casually mentioned to my cat that I've petted many animals in my time, and she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said ""How many?"""
"How to be popular on Pokemon Go in New York. Go in a middle of Manhattan while playing Pokemon Go and yell with the top of your lungs; CHARIZARD ,CHARIZARD!!"
"What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet? SUPPLIES!"
"Goat joke(my 1st please go easy on me) Q: What do call a gay goat. A: A Fagoat"
"look to the left... look to the right... that's how every black joke starts..."