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Joke of the Day

"Kid threw a rainbow slushee at my windshield .... Thought I hit a unicorn"

"Teacher to russian student: Boris, beware, I have eyes in my back! russian student: What Are you braging about? I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!"

"I asked my Gynecologist about a Job She said they had a few openings"

"Anytime there's food in front of my face I always eat it even if I'm not hungry. That's why I could never be a gynecologist."

"{Date} ME: I have to warn you, I'm the jealous type WAITER: What would you folks like? HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY?!?"

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? ""Keep the tip."""

"Whiteboards are... Remarkable"

"WIFE: look at that couple. He kisses his girl every time he sees her. Why can't you do that ME: I'd love to but I don't know her well enough"

"I saw a fight at a campsite yesterday. It was in tents!"

"What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness? Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason."