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Joke of the Day
"What do you call four Mexicans who can't swim? Cuatro cincos."
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"I saw a pirate finally purchase Adobe Photoshop. He handed the cashier a hook and a peg."
"I painted my computer black to make it run faster. Plugged it in and high voltage sho(r)t it."
"Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on ? Because they carry guns instead"
"(God creating coyotes) God: Make them look like dogs. Angel: Exactly like dogs? God: But with a meth problem."
"What do women and KFC have in common? Once your done with breasts and the thighs, all you have left to do is stick your bone in a greasy box..."
"Q: What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist? A: Terrorists have sympathizers."
"Ate a bowl of Captain Crunch Berries this morning. With blatant disregard for the roof of my mouth. -thug life"
"What would you find on a German fire truck? Ladder-hosen"
"Am I the only one that sees the irony? In a Christian calling Scientology crazy?"