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Joke of the Day

"What do you call four Mexicans who can't swim? Cuatro cincos."

"I came across a lost kid in my neighborhood the other day Now I have to register everywhere I live and put a sign in my yard :("

"I'm not sure he understands What The Hell I'm talking about....But.....Since I'm showing cleavage, he's at least listening ;D"

"What does love mean to a tennis player? Nothing"

"*early humans discovering sleepiness* noooo!! what is this, im shutting down? dying??? *waking up later* wow, i love that. gonna do it a lot"

"What's the difference between my broken watch and a lesbian? My watch hasn't got a strap on."

"I don't get why I'm supposed to like someone who's different in the streets and in the sheets sounds duplicitous just be a freak everywhere."

"Ok I have 2 short jokes and a long one. joke joke jooooooooooooooke. I'll show myself out."

"At least I've never taken a picture with an iPad."

"Santa at an interview in an IT Company. Manager: Do you know MS Office? Santa: If you give me the address, I will go there sir."