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"Any recommendations for a new chiropractor? Dr. Reece Etmabak."

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"A woman in a store was complaining vehemently about her bathroom fan. I guess she really needed to vent."
"*goes to Australia *sees hot girl *asks if she wants to be my first mate *winks forever *gets punched down under"
"What do you call an average Mexican? Nacho average guy"
"My favorite new social app is turning off my phone."
"I like my black people like I like my coffee I don't like coffee."
"why do blacks like the doctor's office? they operate on black time! 2:00 appointment? pfft show up at 3:30 you'll be straight"
"WAITER: How is everything? ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt"
"I have a kinship with a racist pumpkin. I'm Donald Trumpkin."
"What do you call a Mexican Buddhist? Om-bre"