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Joke of the Day
"At least I've never taken a picture with an iPad."
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"Did anyone see the lunar eclipse tonight? It was right by 'your anus'."
"Why do baby clothes have pockets? I've never heard a baby say: ""cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"""
"What do you call someone who blows himself up by accident? An Errorist!"
"Why can't Matthew McConaughey make a left turn? Because he's *alright alright alright*."
"How do you get a hippie chick pregnant? Cum on her shoes and let the flies do the rest"
"Lil Wayne, Chris Brown, and Pitbull walk into a bar. Drake ducks."
"What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air? Collecting his thoughts."
"""We run a tight ship"" barked the captain, his shoulders barely getting thru the doorway ""Real tight."" he turns sideways to fit down the hall"
"What is the difference between a parrot saying ""E equals M C squared"" and most people saying it? Nothing."