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"I don't get why I'm supposed to like someone who's different in the streets and in the sheets sounds duplicitous just be a freak everywhere."

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"Michael Jackson has left behind has been so influential... ...but I think more than any other artist, his legacy has been influenced by his coloured past."
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"How do you crack a joke on r/Jokes? ctrl+v."
"Bucket list: 1. Don't die."