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Joke of the Day

"I don't get why I'm supposed to like someone who's different in the streets and in the sheets sounds duplicitous just be a freak everywhere."

"In wartime, it's so often the most vulnerable who get forgotten. Someone needs to kill them too."

"I'm romantic so I treat my girlfriend to a candlelight dinner every night, plus she's getting fat and candlelight has like zero calories."

"A man asked his mother ""How will I ever find the right woman?"" She replied ""Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."""

"Michael Jackson has left behind has been so influential... ...but I think more than any other artist, his legacy has been influenced by his coloured past."

"Read a magazine at the doctor's office so I'm all caught up on Clinton running for president. I don't think Bush can beat him."

"What do you call an ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese"

"I had to throw away a whole carton eggs this morning. They were all starting to grow a little fowl."

"How do you crack a joke on r/Jokes? ctrl+v."

"Bucket list: 1. Don't die."