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Joke of the Day

"Santa at an interview in an IT Company. Manager: Do you know MS Office? Santa: If you give me the address, I will go there sir."

"What is the most popular brand of Indian vodka? Patel One."

"When I was a kid, I played football with a broken nose for an entire season... We couldn't afford a football."

"The new $100 bills are insane. A purple stripe, the hologram thingy, the Ben Franklin that says ""kill, kill, kill"" as his eyes swirl..."

"Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think men care."

"When life gives you melons... don't burn the pot roast."

"Accidentally ate the sticker on my apple. This wouldn't have happened if it had been a Snickers."

"I was going down on a quadriplegic.... When all of a sudden I tasted horse cum and thought, ""oh Grandma.... so THAT'S how you died."""

"I saw a poster today, somebody was asking ""Have you seen my cat?"" So I called the number and said that I didn't. I like to help people."

"Notice at Church: Don't leave your mobiles, purses, wallets, handbags, girlfriends unattended. Others may think it is an answer to their prayers."