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Joke of the Day

"I'm not sure he understands What The Hell I'm talking about....But.....Since I'm showing cleavage, he's at least listening ;D"

"What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs? My poor, mixed-up kids..."

"Darling ""Darling, can I go out in this dress?"" ""Yes dear, it's already dark out."""

"I keep an identical glass of vodka next to the glass of water on my bedside table for a refreshing morning game of Russian Roulette"

"What kind of tea does water make? Humiditea."

"A thief stole my gate the other day, but I didn't report him I was afraid he might take a fence"

"What's the similarity between a KFC meal and sex? When you're finished, all you're left with is a greasy box."

"What do you do with an infected chemist? You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium"

"What did the 2 say to the 3? Do you even, bro?"

"I rang up British Telecom, I said, ""I want to report a nuisance caller"", he said ""Not you again"". "