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Joke of the Day

"What animal is two animals at the same time? The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait."

"What do you call a magician in a Dr. Seuss book? Who-dini"

"Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible? Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court."

"Ok, so lets share our Christmas cracker jokes. Mine was awful. A bottle of lemonade fell on a barmans head. Why wasn't he hurt? It was a soft drink."

"A farmer counted up all of his cows and found that he had 196 of them But when he rounded them up he had 200"

"Why are women dressed white on their wedding day? because all good kitchen appliances come in white."

"How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced A buccaneer"

"I left my phone at home and had no idea what to do with my hands while I drove"

"Balloon's What's a balloon's favorite genre of music? Pop."

"*UFO attacks* Govt: It's a weather balloon. *UFO destroys Eiffel Tower* Govt: Weather balloon. *UFO conquers Earth* Govt: Weather balloon."