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Joke of the Day
"How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced A buccaneer"
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"I would go for a jog today, but it looks like all of these cupcakes expire today as well."
"My mom took my phone when I wasn't paying attention She said ""honey have you been watching porn?"" ""N-no mom why would you say that?"" I asked petrified. ""Because your search history is blank""."
"Edward Snowden was discovered trapped inside of one of his ski lodges this Saturday, November 19th. ""Edward Snowden Snowed in Snowden Snow Den."""
"A readhead tells her blonde step-sister ""I slept with 2 Brazilian guys last night!"" The blonde replies, ""Holy shit, you slut! How many is a Brazilian?"""
"What does Deadpool need? Someone to merc him shut up."
"Just replaced the cat litter with 44 packages of pop rocks... And now we wait."
"Maintaining an erection: It's never been my strong point."
"What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator? - What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator? - ""Man, this place ROCKS!"" (from Stephen King - The Cell)"
"My Masseuse just read 'Cinderella' to me ~ That's the last time I ask for a happy ending."