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Joke of the Day

"Ok, so lets share our Christmas cracker jokes. Mine was awful. A bottle of lemonade fell on a barmans head. Why wasn't he hurt? It was a soft drink."

"Great... This guy double parked his porsche, and now I've got paint all in my keys."

"The American flags on the moon have been bleached white from 44 years of solar radiation. If aliens ever attack, we've already surrendered."

"A Pervert, A Con Artist and a Fascist walk into a bar... ..The Bartender Says, ""What'll it be Mr. President Trump?"""

"Scientists claim that the Big Bang was the loudest noise that has ever occured in history. They obviously haven't met my kids."

"This Summer, I've been grilling on the roof of my apartment. The steaks have never been higher."

"If Iron man and Silver surfer... teamed up they would be Alloys."

"The Energizer Bunny got arrested the other day... He was charged with battery"

"I'm such a bad golfer, I found a job in the dessert I'm guaranteed to find water."

"Don't be ashamed of who you are That's your parents' job"