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Joke of the Day
"Balloon's What's a balloon's favorite genre of music? Pop."
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"before cameras, people would have to say ""cheese"" for two hours while they got their portrait painted"
"Where are the Golden State Warriors from? Chokeland."
"What is Donald Trump's favorite album? The Wall"
"Justin Bieber and Selena have broken...dammit they were my favorite lesbian couple!!"
"What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off? One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con."
"What do you call a religious pediatrician? A pedotrician."
"You could call a woman beautiful 100 times and she'll never remember it. But call her ugly once and she'll never forget it. You know why? Because an elephant never forgets."
"Black jokes and Mexican jokes are all the same... Once you've seen Juan you've seen Jamal."
"Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel prize? Because he was out-standing in his field."