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Joke of the Day

"Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible? Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court."

"What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf? A gras shopper."

"My girlfriend accused me of being a transvestite... ...So I packed her things and left."

"Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands"

"I thought up a color that doesn't exist... It's just a pigment of my imagination."

"That awkward moment when you're trying not to look when someone is staring at you."

"Why are there so many trees in Harlem? Public Transportation."

"Why can't you use a Palestinian toilet? It's occupied."

"ME: In 1923 W. C. Fields said ""It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to."" BARISTA: I just need to write something on the cup."

"My workplace consists of 80% women and 20% men.. I guess you could say that we are under staffed"