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Joke of the Day

"Was glancing through the Obituaries this morning and found it really creepy that all these people managed to die in alphabetical order."

"R1D1 must have sucked."

"What do you call salesman with a lisp? Rodger. He's the one with the lisp, not you, so why would you call him anything different?"

"what do you call a bus full of white people a twinkie"

"(for this tweet pretend you've heard of the 1999 French film ""Human Resources"") Human Resources 2: This Time it's Personnel"

"Math Joke. There are 10 types of people. Those who know that this joke is in hexadecimal and F the rest. Credit: Numberphile"

"What's the best blood type? Blood that is circulating."

"What makes Mercy such a good medic? It must be her high heals."

"Have you ever eaten a salad, then had a chickpea on your face?"

"I visited a Blonde Doctor recently she diagnosed me with Insomnia. Don't worry she said it wasn't anything to lose sleep over."