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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever eaten a salad, then had a chickpea on your face?"
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"How were you conceived? Daddy came on his shoe and kicked mommy in the ass. Or Daddy came on the wall and mommy ran against the wall."
"I'm glad the Founding Fathers aren't alive today because the last thing we need are more old people driving around on the roads."
"!False //It's funny because it's true."
"Hear me out: Google Naps"
"I stuffed my mom last night. I know you're thinking I have an Oedipus complex and that's gross but jokes on you I'm a taxidermist"
"An apple a day keeps doctor away... ... so do the sticks and stones."
"What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ."
"How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows. They never get to keep the house. Edit: Thanks for all the awesome comments. I can't keep up!"
"Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ? Santa Paws !"