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Joke of the Day
"R1D1 must have sucked."
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"A man was killed by ducks last week I guess you can say that's a pretty *fowl way to die*"
"why isn't there a sprite history month"
"What does the flint water crises and Chicago PD have in common? The amount of lead put into black people. (It was funnier over the radio)"
"What do you call a def, Mexican Superman? No hero"
"Cannibal boy: mommy I don't like grandpa Cannibal mom: alright sweety, just eat the potatos"
"What did the cannibal ask for at the cruiseline buffet? The passenger list."
"I had a dream you were a tire last night. I woke up and you were bald."
"A Muslim cannibal walks into a bar The bar tender says, 'Wow, is it true that human meat tastes like pork?"" The Muslim says ""How am I supposed to know? I'm a Muslim, I don't eat pork."""
"I think the reason old people sleep in separate bedrooms is so they don't have to wake up next to someone dead."