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Joke of the Day

"What's the best blood type? Blood that is circulating."

"Why did the man fall down the well? He couldn't see that well"

"What do you get when you cross a judge and a potato? A Dicktater."

"Did you blow bubbles when you were a kid? Of course you did. I saw him the other day at the mall making balloon animals. He says hi."

"The only school shooting I do. Is heroin in math class."

"How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it! Hahaha, get it? He fucking brews it"

"Imagine me riding a bike. Wrong. There's no seat."

"I can sleep for ages and not get tired"

"What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters? 'Hot dog!'"

"Autocorrect changed fries to friend and I think I've offered to eat my friend. I'm not sure if I should clarify, or see where it goes."