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Joke of the Day

"What did one Spanish speaking white supremacist say to the other Spanish speaking white supremacist after eating a piece of delicious cake? Que queque!"

"""Life"" is like a box of chocolates: they're both food that come in boxes"

"What type of train gets fat? A chew chew train..."

"What did the Math book say to the pencil? I see your point; I've got a lot of problems."

"Today I played chess with some old men in the park. It was hard to round up 32 of them."

"Kudos to NPH for keeping it brief. #Oscars"

"Cheer up Hilary! At least you won't have to work at the same desk that Monica spent so much time under."

"A bear and a rabbit are both taking a shit in the woods The bear says, ""Do you have trouble with shit sticking to your fur?"" Rabbit: ""No, not at all."" So the bear wipes himself with the rabbit."

"What is simultaneously the best and worst thing one can hear at the dentist? These are the best looking teeth I've ever come across"

"My cardio is mostly just running out of excuses not to exercise."