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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama is so fat... That Seaworld is looking for her to make sure she no longer breeds."
Next Joke
"I worry about people who write ""taken"" in their bios. Where did they go? Who took them and why aren't we helping to find them?"
"What happens when a magician gets mad? He rips out his hare!"
"What do you call one bunch of woodland creatures complimenting another bunch of woodland creatures over their newly formed religion? Constructive Critter Schism"
"What's the difference between an oral, and rectal thermometer? The taste."
"Only a widow can say exactly where her husband is."
"They say Napoleon got the shakes whenever he put on his uniform... Modern scholars believe he may have had epaulettesy."
"As I unwrapped the condom I thought to myself... ""This is a really weird birthday present, mum."""
"Mark Zuckerberg I know you are a new parent but it's way more fun to tell children you are giving away their inheritance when they are teens"
"What was the name of the lumberjack in Al-Quaida? Osama-Been-Loggin'"