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Joke of the Day

"What was the name of the lumberjack in Al-Quaida? Osama-Been-Loggin'"

"What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vaccuum? The position of the dirt bag."

"The guy who invented Twister died this week. Fitting him into the coffin took 27 spins."

"Why are there no feminists in Japan? Because the Japanese hunt whales."

"I painted my computer black so it would run faster but now it doesn't work."

"The Swiss must've been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife."

"biggest joke ever? The U.N"

"Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log."

"I wish work was like high school when I could just poop my pants to get sent home."

"Yo mama so fat! Her Prius gets 12mpg."