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Joke of the Day
"What happens when a magician gets mad? He rips out his hare!"
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"Why do lawyers have so much anal sex? Because they are fucking assholes."
"my parents met on reddit im the joke"
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"Doctor doctor should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach? No you should do it on a computer."
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"Omg what a weekend - I don't need to eat again for the rest of this year. Is that cheesecake?"
"Did you hear about the fly on the toilet? He got pissed off."